I was having a bad day when I wrote this poem over a year ago. It’s the most popular post ever here at Virginia Breeze. Why is that do you think? It doesn’t say very much about the quality of this blog. Does it? I was thinking about a boss I had a long time ago when I wrote it. And I was also thinking about someone more recently in my life (unfortunately) who THINKS she is my boss*. So I had a great time doing this and released all the negative feelings and let them go with a laugh. Such a silly poem. Tickets, please!!
*And it’s not my wife by a long shot. So Happy Bosses Day everyone!
THE BOSS POEM
Dear Boss I wish you well this year
And well upon your way from here.
May soon you land on distant shores
Where they won’t let you pray before
They sacrifice your scrawny butt
And hang your head above a hut
Next to the tribal eating place
Where you are served up after grace.
Because they really love to eat
And you are such a lovely treat.
So here’s a ticket. There’s the boat
Happy hunting you old goat.
You are the prize so don’t delay
Just say goodbye and go away!